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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Short Term Memory

What is a short term memory loss?

if you have short term memory loss then you will sometimes forget things after a short period of time.

method:
1. choose 5 names in the class.
2. have each a particular look at a list of 5-10 words.
3. After 20 secs get them to recall a list.
4. record what words they remember
5. do this again with 4 more people using the same words

list of words. eg (3/5 people remembered science)

1.Science 3 
2.computer 4
3.Fortnite 5
4.chocolate 4
5.football 4
6.rugby 4
7.yellow 4
8.red 4
9.eleven 3
10.world 3

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Reading log 1001 cool jokes

Animals


Term.1 2018


Author: Glen singelton.


#1 what do you do when you cross an elephant with a fish?  swimming trunks.
#2 what happened when the dog went to the flea circus?  he stole the show.
#3 what did the dog say when he was attacked by the tiger?  nothing, dogs don’t talk.
#4 how did the sunk phone his mother?  on the smellurphone.
#5 what do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel with a poodle?  Cockerpoodledoo.
#6 why are four legged animals bad dancers?  because they have two left feet.
#7 what dou you call a woodpecker with no beak?  a headbanger.
#8 what do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a parrot?  I don’t know, but when it talks. you had better listen.
#9 what do you get when you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?  Drumsticks for everyone.
#10 What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?  Lambo.

Dinosaurs

#1 what do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a vampire? A blood shortage.
#2 what do dinosaurs put on their french fries? Tomatosaurus.
#3 what’s extinct and works in rodeos? Broncosaurus.
#4 why did the dinosaur cross the road? What road?
#5 what do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My feet are saurus.


                     Miscellaneous
#1 How do you saw the see in half? with a see saw.
#2 What do Alexander the great and kermit the frog have in common? The same middle name.
#3 what’s the easiest way to get on tv? Sit on it.
#4 “Dad, can you see a change in me”? “No, why son”? Because I swallowed 20 cents.
#5 What did the penny say to the other penny? We make perfect cents.
Monsters”
#1 What’s green, sits in the corner, and cries? The incredible sulk!
#2 What’s a vampire's favourite dog? A bloodhound!
#3 What's chucky’s favourite pair of shoes? Chuck Taylor's (I made that one up)

#3 Who's Freddy krueger’s best friend? Freddie

What do you call…


#1 What do you call a man who likes to work out? Jim
#2…A girl with a tennis racket on her head? Annet
#3...A woman with a cat on her head? Kitty
#4...A woman with one leg? Eileen
#5...A boy hanging on the wall? A piece of art
#5...A man with a map on his head? Miles
#6...A man with a car on his head? Jack
#7...A man who owes money? Bill
#8...A man with a spade? Doug
#9...A man without a spade? Douglas

#10...A girl with a frog on her head? lily