Albert Einstein

What is he famous for?  Albert einstein is a famous theoretical physicist or a scientist. He is known for his influence on the philosiphy of science.

Basic info:

He had an illegitimate daughter which means that he had a daughter without being married. His daughters name is Lieserl Einstein. She is now dead.

Albert Einstein was born in Ulm Germany.

His parents we're worried when he was born because he had a massive head.

He was born on the 14 of march 1879 and died 18 April 1855 at the age of 76

Effect on science today? He is known for his influence on the philosiphy of science plus he invented the gas absorption heat pump and the Einstein refrigirator.

Child trafficking

3-2-1 blast off

3-2-1  blast off! I'm about to fly to mars and no one in Earth has realised yet. Let me tell you how I got here. So i've been hiding for ages in this so called place called Earth. I don't like Earth because there are outraging dickheads trying to kill all humans so they can be the only ones alive. They've sort of suceeded because theres only couple or few thousand people left on Earth. The dickheads are in a cult called The Dickheads. I also don't like Earth because it stinks, literally because they try to gas the earth so no vehciles are able to drive. They took over SpaceX and now it's they're base and whatever humans they find they either recruit them or fling them up in a massive slingshot really high and then they die. I have a small group of friends it's just us 11 camping and surviving off food we steal from the dickheads suppliers (slaves). They have to hunt animals and grow fruit and vegetables for the dickheads. We usually just steal the crops. But today we're all aiming to secretly board the rocket ship with some of the dickheads that are going to mars. Mars is the superior planet because it has nice weather and soothing air thats easy to breath unlike this thick gloomy, muggy air on Earth. Me and my group know this because we get signals from people on mars bragging to us about how good mars is. Apparently they can just float around and there is less gravity, but I think they need to stay on their feet and not be dicks. Anyway we decided that boarding the rocket isnt a good plan and we would probably die if we tried either from the lack of oxygen, the dickheads or the border police, if they have border police. So that idea's going out the window. We might just chill here in this shit world and start a new generation when all of the dickheads leave and cut off the border by thickening the atmosphere to the point where newcomers couldn't come and stay anymore.

The Hunter Swoop

There is the end of some snowy mountains followed by the blue sky mostly covoured by clouds.
as I look to the right I don't see as much blue sky because the clouds are more dense. The mountains are also bigger. There's a gravely highway with two yellow lines in the middle to indicate which lane to stay on. In the centre there's a long highway slowly fading away into the mountains as you look longer down it. It has Desert like bushes surrounding the long highway.

There's a heap of dark skinny trees that look damp and behind them there's a misty sky that looks really light grey. As I look around to the right side and I don't see much of a change it's almost completely symmetrical. I stumble upon my feet as I realise I'm about to walk into a small lake that's darkened by the shadow of the trees all around me. Im walking on some squishy mud that had leaves from the dark trees scattered all over the mud. I soon look ahead to see where the journey will take me and it looks like the trees are opening to create a passagway. 


The foggy atmosphere is so dense that I can only see about ten metres away from me. As I look to the east side the fog is still really dense but it's darker and I see the top of a flag wondering what it's from. I look down below and I grass thats so wet I can see raindrops on the blades of grass. I also see some feet of four horses running at me. As I look up to the middle with shock I see four raging horses with romans that are holding flags and swords on them charging at me with great anger.

Within my eyesite I can just see the trees blowing in the distance peacefully. While I continue My walk I look around to the opposite side and see some more trees. These trees are so tall that I can't see the top of them. When I trip on a rock I land on something while still standing. It's a rock carving of a stone standing tall and proud with moss growing all over them. I look down to the middle and see more rocks, at this moment i'm creeped out so I ran back to where I came from.

Smoking & vaping

I'm going to tell you some facts about smoking but first im going to give you my opinion on smoking.
I don't think smoking is cool whereas some people do but it's dumb as hell. Smoking kills and ruins your health. That's why you shouldn't smoke and if you do then quit now because it's doodoo.

Here are some facts now.

Smoking causes cancer.
There are over 7,000 chemicals in a ciggarete.
For woman that smoke it's harder to get pregnant.
For men it can cause erectile dysfunction. (Not being able to get hard or really difficult to get hard)
On average, the life expectancy is 10 years less than a non smoker.
Tobacco is the cause of preventable death in the world.

Vaping:
Vaping is better than smoking but vaping is still dangerous. Vapes heat the nicotine extracted from tobacco. There has also been an outbreak of lung injuries and deaths from vaping.

I found a strange remote.

I was walking home from school and it was a really sunny day. I went through the tunnel as me and my friends called it because we walk home and go through it almost every day. We would always try to find things and we collected them. There was always strange things in their such as bandanas, old books and other weird things. But today I found something really weird but I didn't think much of it at first. It was a TV remote. I just thought someone got a new tv and threw out the old one out and the remote ended up over here. Anyway I picked up the remote and then felt a cold shiver through my spine. I then showed my friends it. I told them to hold it and they did I asked if they got a shiver down  their spine and they said no with confusion. Then I put it in my bag and we walked back home. They walked seperate ways back to their houses after the tunnel but there was one friend that came with me. 

Me and my friend finally arrived home after a long day at school. He came to my house to hang out. Then we remembered about the remote. I slowly started taking it out my bag with nervousness and then my mum called from downstairs "dinner time boys"! I had a sigh of relief but I don't know why. Anyway we ran down the stairs for dinner because we were pretty hungry. We had nachos for dinner. It tasted better than usual bacause we were real hungry. On the nachos there was cheese and sour cream with nacho chips on the side and the bottom of the bowl. We finished eating after a good five minutes and both said thanks to my mum. We rushed bac upstairs to my room to see whats so weird about this remote. I asked my friend to take it out my bag. He was like "Oh my gosh man ur such a woos why are you so scared"? I said back to him that it gives me a weird feeling chill. Hes like whatever with a small chuckle and he took it out my bag. He said whats the big deal? I took the remote and pointed it at him and then pressed mute on him for a joke cause he was still talking shit and he started lip sinking his sentances and I unmuted him then he went back to normal. I said why did you stop talking. He said that he didn't stop taking. I was starting to think I was trippin So I said try it on me and then I started to try talk but no sound came out. He thought I was playing with him but I tried to say unmute me. He did cause he can sort of lipread as most people can. I started to talk and said Im not playing with you. Lets test it at school tommorow I implied. He said sure whatever. He went home at about 8 o'clock. I put the remote away in my undie draw then I drifted off to sleep to get an early night bacause I had a long day. 

I woke up the next morning all tied up onto a hard wooden chair. It was still dark outside though. But I didn't know where I was. The room smelt like dead horse or something rotten. Then I looked around out of curiosity and the first things I saw were posters on all of the walls but they wern't just any posters they were posters of the human body, Inside our stomach and the muscles on our limbs etc. I looked around some more and seen a fridge in the corner. It then got to me. He must be a cannibal. "Gasp"! I let out a gasp and he heard me down the stairs leading to the basement. I couldn't hear anything around me until I gasped. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs really slowly from the dark basement. I had no idea how I even got there in the first place. He finally got up the stairs after a good half minute. Then I asked, "am I dreaming"? He said no than punched me in the face POW! I fell sideways on the floor still sitting in my old splintery wooden chair. He said with anger, "DOES IT FEEL LIKE YOUR DREAMING"!

I forced out my words gasping Why? WHY! Why am I here? He said "It doesn't matter". He then pulled out a knife from the back pocket of his old stained jeans and said, "while i'll let you guess" I said because your a creep with no life. He punched me again in the stomach. He started to cut around my legs I was screaming but I didn't want to move because ill bump him and he'll cut me real bad. So I tried to resist as hard as possible while screaming my lungs out. He said I'll right be back little boy Im just going downstairs to grab something. His voice faded as he walked down the stairs. Then I quickly said hey siri snapchat call Jack. That was my friends name by the way. I said come to my location look on the snap map quick and bring your dads shotgun. He played along and he said ok ill be there as soon as possible. He came withing two miunutes but it felt like an hour . He started knocking on the door and I heard the creep running up the stairs. He said "whos there" My friend put on a deep and quite voice Said "it's me" the creep opened the door and kapow Jack smashed the shotgun on his head and then shot his foot he started screaming. Then jack took his knife and untied me from the thick rope attached to me and the chair. He then called the police They took about five minutes to get there. I was just pounding on that creep until the police came and They pulled me off him. The police tried to Get some evidence out of him and he said "The remote, I wanted it". Then passed out. Then I realised where It was and gave it to the police after I got home because I didn't want that incodent to happen again.

We arrived home in the police car at 6 am and I ran to my mum and my mum cuddled me and kept asking where I was and saying how much she loved me. I told her that I didn't know where I was but I think I got kidnapped. She had a sigh and said oh my gosh my baby, I'm so happy your here now! Later that night we watched the news all together. Me Jack and my mum. The first thing that came on the news was that a known serial killer in the area always took kids to murder and probably other stuff. Still to this day I think about what would have happened If my friend didn't come to save me.

Best sport ever, creative writing. Made up sport.

I decided to make up a sport for the writing matrix. It's going to be an easy sport to play.

Where you play It: You have to play it on a field because you can tackle eachother. The field is 100 metres long and 45 metres wide.  

How to play: There are two teams on the field and anyone can tackle any player of the other team wether they have the ball or not. The aim of the game is to get the ball into the goal no matter what it takes. 

Rules: The only rules are the outlines, no violence or head high tackles, no handovers you have to strip the ball from the other team. It basically looks like a bunch of headless chickens running around and fighting over the ball. The last more rule is the only position is the keeper and the keeper can go anywhere on the field.

Equipment: Two full sized football goals on each side, two teams, a rugby ball or a football, uniform and boots.

Lawyers paragraph:

Iqbal Was only 4 years old when he got sold into slavery by his parents. His parents were very poor and had to sell Iqbal for money. Iqbal got all of his rights taken away from him when he went into this carpet factory. He couldn’t escape or have any say in what he did. Neither did all of the other kids that worked with him. Human rights are very important because everyone should be equal and get enough nutrition throughout their life to be healthy. But sadly this wasn’t the case for heaps of kids back in the day, and still some today but not much. He was shot on the 16th of april 1995. Iqbal massih was 12 years old when he died so he was only free for 2 years. In those 8 years of his life that he was in child labour he was forced to work in a carpet factory with no play little rest and little food. In the 2 years that he was free he completed 4 years of education which is very good for someone with no education in the past. He probably completed so much school work because of his work ethic.  Iqbal got sold into child labour at 4 years old and escaped at 10 years old. He helped other kids escape as well. Then he went on to protest and make child labour illegall in Pakistan. He then died at the age of 12. He got shot off his bike by a heroin addict. He died in Muridke, Pakistan.

Overall Athletics

In P.E for the start of this year we were learning athletics. We were divided into small groups and we picked some events to practice on each period. I kept on doing high jump because I really like it plus I wanted to get a higher jump. I practiced and practiced for weeks in the gym with shoes on at high jump and could only get a jump as high as 1m 35. But on athletics day which was yesterday I tried to jump without shoes and I got 1m 45. Last year I only knew how to scizzor jump and could only jump 1m 30 but this year i've only grown like 5 cm but got 15 cm higher by doing the fosbry flop. I think the fosbry flop Is way easier because It takes less effort and you jump higher. Overall I think that athletics has been good this year I did a running event aswell, it was 200 m sprint. In the 200 m I got 2nd out of 3 people. I'm not that happy about my race though but I'm pretty proud that I jumped 1m 45 seeing as im only 160 cm's tall. I think I did pretty good this year and I enjoyed athletics a lot especially athletics day.

Figurative language recap

Define the frases:

-  Figurative language: Figurative language refers to the color we use to amplify our writing. It gently alludes to something without stating it.

-   Literal language: Literal language refers to the use of words solely by their defined or prime meanings.

Similie: A similie is when you compare one thing with another thing of a different kind.
Examples:
-  The coal was as black as the leather shoes I wore to school.
-  The soldiers were as tired as slaves.
-  The slime was stretchy like the cheese on a pizza
-  The tree was as tall as a skyscraper.


Metaphor: A metaphor is a hidden or implied comparison between two things.
Examples:
-  The sheep was the odd one out of his family.
-  The school test was a breeze
-  His pale face shows his fear.

Idiom: A phrase that is not implied literally.
Examples:
-   Every cloud has a silver lining but it's sometimes a little hard to get the mint.
-  American idioms drive me up the wall.
-  If we play our cards right, we might be able to find out when those whales are being released.

Alliteration: The same letter used at the start of a word over and over again in a sentance.
Examples:
-  Sally sells sea shells on the sea shore.
-  Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
-  The terrible tiger tore the towel

Hyperbole: Hyperbole is when you over exadurate something.
Examples:
-  Im so hungry I could eat a whole pig.
-  He's so tall he could touch the sky
-  The tv's probably smaller than a tic tac.

Personification: When you give something a human characteristic when it isn't human.
Examples:
-  The wind whistled through the grass
-  look at the boat, maaan shes a beauty!
-  The fire swallowed the whole forest.

Onomatopoea: an onomatopoea is the formation of a sound accosiated with what it's named.
Examples:
-  Pow
-  sizzle
-  bang
-  burp

Assonance:  When a sentance have te same vowel sound a lot of times throughout the sentance.
Examples:
-  Clap your hands and stamp your feet.
-  Patience always pays
-  the engineer had the steering to steer the vehicle.

Consonance: A series of words that have the same consonants sounds.
Examples:
-  She ate seven sandwiches on a sunny sunday.
-  selly sells sea shell by the sea shore.
-  The ship has sailed far off shore.

Self directed learner

Learn how to Manage my learning time so I complete all of my tasks.

I reflect on my learning by asking:
- How do I know What Ive learnt?
- Can I explain what I've learnt to somone else?
- Can I apply what I've leanred when creating my work.

I've completed my goals for the year so far because im on my expert licsence.